Can we get a Table for Two?
The poker player gasps at fate;
He gets more than a pair of eight.
To amplify her work and fun
Saloon girl adds a pair of one.
The answer will be two words.
No you can't, sorry, we have a
Full House! More than a pair of eight implies at least 3 8s, and a pair of 1s completes the full house of 3 8s and 2 1s. Not the best full house, but still beats a lot of hands ;)