An entry in Fortnightly Topic Challenge #35: Restricted Title 1.

Bob was mowing is lawn when he saw a white van driving around his neighborhood. Driving the van was a wiry old man. He made stops in front of people houses and took a good look at them. Then he drove out of the neighborhood. Bob was a little nervous but continued to mow his lawn. The next morning Bob had a ring at his door and by the time he got to it, all he saw was the white van driving away. He was even more unsettled at this, but tried to calm down. A few days later, Bob came to his tipping point when he saw the van driving slowly around the neighborhood again. Bob got up and called the local sheriff.

Why didn't the sheriff do anything?


3 Answers 3


The sheriff didn't do anything, because the man in the white van is

A postal worker

Bob is nervous, because he is avoiding

The IRS, because he doesn't pay his taxes. And the IRS are trying to audit him.

  • $\begingroup$ This is correct. $\endgroup$
    – Goose
    Jun 5, 2018 at 14:26
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    $\begingroup$ I was beaten to it on this one - but was going to add that the driver may be checking for house numbers when stopping outside houses and looking at them. $\endgroup$ Jun 5, 2018 at 14:28
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    – BruceWayne
    Jun 5, 2018 at 17:11
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The van is

a service van, like this one

which makes Bob worried thinking

his services might not be working

The next day, the doorbell rings and by the time Bob gets to it the door, the van is leaving

And this is on the handle, saying they missed him.

This would be more upsetting because

It confirms that something is wrong with his service

The police obviously don't do anything since

This matter is between Bob and the service provider

  • $\begingroup$ This was actually my original thought, that it was a Pbzpnfg van. But I had problems trying to figure why Bob would call the Sheriff if that was the case. $\endgroup$ Jun 5, 2018 at 16:03
  • $\begingroup$ @Joe-You-Know Given that this is a thing that happened, it doesn't seem too far-fetched. $\endgroup$ Jun 5, 2018 at 16:07

Not so lateral but

The wiry old man is the milkman
He took good looks at home to see empty bottles and rang at his door because he put milk.

  • $\begingroup$ Great alterative, but Joe-You-Know has the correct answer. $\endgroup$
    – Goose
    Jun 5, 2018 at 14:26
  • $\begingroup$ Saw that, no problem :) @QuantumTwinkie $\endgroup$
    – Saeïdryl
    Jun 5, 2018 at 14:27
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    $\begingroup$ Excellent puzzle. I enjoyed it. $\endgroup$ Jun 5, 2018 at 14:27

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