An entry in Fortnightly Topic Challenge #35: Restricted Title 1.

You, yeah you! Are you bored with the internet? Well here are some science/math themed jokes for you!

  1. What is the angriest(not negative) process/operation in math?

  2. What bad grade did larry receive in is programming class?

  3. What do aliens call a mysterious and grim occurrence in space?

  4. What do you call a zany, quantum particle?

  • $\begingroup$ Aren't we supposed to be burninating the humor tag ... ? $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 2, 2018 at 23:55
  • $\begingroup$ fixed, and how do you add the link onto the word humor? $\endgroup$
    – Goose
    Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 0:07
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    $\begingroup$ [tag:tagname] will give you the link. (Also works in posts and chat.) $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 0:08

2 Answers 2

  1. $\times$, because it's cross.

  2. C++?

  3. Thanks to @noedne:

    Dark matter?

  4. A strange quark.

  • $\begingroup$ All of those are right so far. $\endgroup$
    – Goose
    Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 0:01
  • $\begingroup$ @noedne Thanks for the tip! :-) But please don't leave rot13'ed comments without mentioning that they're rot13 - it's really confusing to newcomers. Better not to obfuscate them at all than to post apparent gibberish without context. $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 16:04
  • $\begingroup$ @Randal'Thor You're right, and I usually do with a link, but I guess I forgot to. $\endgroup$
    – noedne
    Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 16:20

Borrowing off @Rand_al'Thor's answer

1. Multiplication (Cross)
2. C (Lower than C++, i suppose)
3. Dark Matter(s)? Perhaps Negative Energy?
4. Strange Quark

  • $\begingroup$ That is correct @AshwinKumar $\endgroup$
    – Goose
    Commented Jun 3, 2018 at 14:21

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