An entry in Fortnightly Topic Challenge #35: Restricted Title 1.
I Am Not Good with Boomerangs,
But things I throw out sometimes return.
I am Not a Ninja
But have expertise, and for speed I yearn.I Don't Own a TV,
But I just added channels secure.
I Don't Want Directions,
I've already taken the tour.I Know You're Listening,
I'm keeping track.
I Could Care Less
If you hate my quack.
What am I?