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This is Highly Irregular.


I fly without wings.
I beat without fists.
I jam without crackers.
Who know what dis?

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    $\begingroup$ wait, who jams with crackers? $\endgroup$ – Ben Millwood May 15 '18 at 15:27
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    $\begingroup$ And where's the rhyme? $\endgroup$ – Strawberry May 15 '18 at 15:54
  • $\begingroup$ The 3rd part may refers to a DDoS (or similar) attack from a cracker, which usually mistaken as a hacker, I suppose? $\endgroup$ – Shane Hsu May 16 '18 at 1:19
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    $\begingroup$ @Strawberry - crackers and jam is a somewhat common snack, as here. I always preferred either crackers and cheese or just plain crackers, but who am I to judge..? :-) $\endgroup$ – Bob Jarvis May 16 '18 at 1:41
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Is the answer...

Sound Waves(Noise)

I fly without wings.

Sound Waves travel in air and has no wings.

I beat without fists.

In acoustics, a beat is an interference pattern between two sounds of slightly different frequencies, perceived as a periodic variation in volume whose rate is the difference of the two frequencies.(From Wikipedia).

I jam without crackers.

I have heard about jamming due to Noisy Sound Waves.

This is Highly Irregular

The Noisy Waves have Irregular amplitudes.

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Is it a heart?

I fly without wings

There was a band called The Flying Hearts https://www.discogs.com/artist/1260921-The-Flying-Hearts

It beats without fists.

Hearts don't have fists

It jams without crackers.

Based on the heart shape of jam biscuits, in particular jammy dodgersJammy Dodgers

Highly irregular

Arrhythmia is an irregular heartbeat.

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    $\begingroup$ Jammy Dodgers, so underrated $\endgroup$ – Skaterhaz May 16 '18 at 9:26
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    $\begingroup$ @Skaterhaz yup, I know my answers wrong, but wrote this up just to get the jammy dodger reference in there. I'm certain that's the sole reason for the upvotes. $\endgroup$ – StuperUser May 16 '18 at 10:15
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Maybe:

Cloud

"This is Highly Irregular"

Clouds are in Highly Irregular shapes.

I fly without wings

Obviously

I beat without fists

Can be interpreted as many things but i will consider it as: They produce sound in monsoon when they, I don't know, colloid with each other.

I jam without crackers

They can jam signals.
Happened many time with me during rain.

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You are:

The opening lines to the song "Dub Be Good to Me" by Beats International:
"Tank fly boss walk / jam nitty gritty / you're listening to the boys / from the big bad city / this is jam hot"

Awesome song.

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Time

I fly without wings.

Time flies

I beat without fists.

Beat Time

I jam without crackers.

Maybe related to Time Jam

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Musicians

I fly without wings

Musicians can be pretty fly

I beat without fists

You keep the BEAT with your FEET

I jam without crackers

You JAM with your fellow musicians, without prepared music, just making it up as you go. Because you got the BEAT. And you FLY.

:-)

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It could be a

A lightning + thunder bolt

Which can

fly without wings, beat without fists(as it strikes), jams one's ears when it happens

And for the title

A lightning and thunder bolts are highly irregular

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