In many ways, I am special.
But I am boring next to the Cross.
Knock the Cross down, and there's nothing -- not a single thing -- that I can't eviscerate.
Play with me, play with my friends, be true to us, and we will bring you things you never knew were possible.
But play nice!
If you abuse me, I will blow you, I will blow your mind, and I will blow your universe -- somewhere far, far away.