# A little bio with a secret

So, let me tell you a bit about me. I have been online for most of my
life—IRC, muds, forums, the web, games, MMORPGs, etc.—but I've met the
brainiest people of all right here on this site! I am so happy to
have joined this website almost a year and a half ago. Now it is
my second home! When my cat was ill you gave me sympathy, and when
he died, your comments on my puzzle for him brought me comfort.
Until I pass, I just want an acre at Orlando, a cat, wifi, and my iPad.

What else about me have I told you?

• That you've escaped from North's puzzle :-) ? – Phylyp Apr 19 '18 at 3:56
• I have allowed Rubio internet access... for now – North Apr 19 '18 at 19:59
• Along with your cat, wifi, and your iPad, would you like Diet Coke? :P – Mr Pie Aug 22 '18 at 12:14

You've told us ...

... that you are the most silly puzzle creator. I mean, the puzzle has a steganography tag, but the first letters of each line spell "slbhmhu" and there are not enough dashes for Morse code – how silly is that? ;)

Erm, surely that can't be right, no?

The bio is organised in lines and the lines alternate between having 51 and 50 letters. The middle letter of the first line, the two middle letters of the second line, the three middle letters of the third line and so on spell:

soletmetellyouabitaboutme i havebeenonlineformostofmy
lifeircmudsforumsthewebg am esmmorpgsetcbutivemetthe
brainiestpeopleofallrigh the reonthissiteiamsohappyto
havejoinedthiswebsiteal most ayearandahalfagonowitis
mysecondhomewhenmycatwa silly ougavemesympathyandwhen
hediedyourcommentsonmy puzzle forhimbroughtmecomfort
untilipassijustwantana creator landoacatwifiandmyipad

Very nice! More silly puzzles, please!