There was once a man named Ihav Iccups. One day, Ihav walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a cup of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. Ihav simply says 'Thank you', and walks out. Why?
He had hiccups, the bartender scared him
He asked for a cup of water as that's known to cure hiccups. There are also a common (myth) that a sudden scare can cure hiccups as well. So the bartender just did the easiest thing for him.
His name is also Ihav Iccups (can be read I have hiccups)