A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, a girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away so he gave 7 apple for 7 days.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
it is a well known fact that an apple a day keeps the doctor away - which is obviously what this bus driver wants!