Whilst sorting through the junk under my bed,I found these seven strange souvenirs,all of which give a clue to the lyrics of a popular song-just work out which song is referred to in each clue. Simples!
SEASIDE SPECIAL---
Ticket valid **3 FEB** for final departure of the day only.Please be at the platform 10 minutes before train is scheduled to leave. **COMPLIMENTARY TICKET** Admit the Three Persons of the Trinity.Enjoy your seaside special trip!
NEXT CASE: The State vs The Crackerjack Cereal Company
Petitioner states dental injuries due to presence of foreign object in cereal container- **STATUS**:Thrown out-lack of any evidence citing presence of said object.
Sheffield Junior School ………………………….Term Summer 1995 Report Card
Breast development.............1/24. Excellent Class popularity................1/24. Excellent Signed...............................Mr.Martyn
Harbour Cafe-SPRING SPECIAL
Light snacks:Cake and tea- $2,Main course: Codfish $5
*We regret to announce that the codfish is currently unavailable,due to the presence of maggots in the butter used for frying*
OBITUARIES-21/7/1969
In loving memory of Frank(born 1950),died of shrapnel injuries serving his queen and country
LIST TO DO ON RETURN FROM JUAN-LES-PINS
*Take swimsuit in for cleaning. *Pack for St.Moritz *Buy brandy-Napoleon *Arrange for stabling of the horse at Christmas. *Safe deposit for Picasso and college qualifications
CURRICULUM VITAE
Previous occupations: King, emperor, owner of the city Duties: Conquering,making enemies tremble, ruling fearfully
Current occupation: Street sweeper Duties: Keeping streets clean