“When begtles fight thase battles in v bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a piodle and the poodly's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddls puddle tweotle poodle bgetle nogdle
bottle poddle battle.”
I am a:
Would you like a little clue?
Sally said "I do. I do".
I am the author of this tale
if you know my name you might prevail.