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For devices that cannot display all the emoji, Android screenshots are included with each.

  1. ✊✊🚪😕❓👻👻❓🚫😢

joke 1

  1. ❓☠️💲🌽🦌👂

joke 2

  1. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🍻🚶🦆

joke 3

  1. ❓6️⃣😱7️⃣7️⃣🍴9️⃣

joke 4

  1. ❓👃🚫📏👞

joke 5

  1. ❓❌🐈🐦🥕

joke 6

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    $\begingroup$ These were all horribly bad but #5 was the worst! :) $\endgroup$ – user47403 Apr 1 '18 at 15:39
  • $\begingroup$ Your android screenshots seem to be missing some emoji, e.g. #3. $\endgroup$ – Willtech Apr 2 '18 at 3:18
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    $\begingroup$ @Willtech Treat the bigger Android screenshots as the correct/intended version. If on #3 on your device, it shows a figure walking followed by a male symbol (this is how my Mac shows it), then that's just the device's quirky over-literal way of representing a "Man walking" emoji. Try to select it and you'll see that both the person and the symbol are part of one emoji. $\endgroup$ – user56reinstatemonica8 Apr 2 '18 at 7:00
  • $\begingroup$ @user568458 I can see them here 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🍻🚶🦆 not here. $\endgroup$ – Willtech Apr 2 '18 at 8:54
  • $\begingroup$ @user568458 It's strange that the ♂️ is missing on the 3rd guy. $\endgroup$ – David Starkey Apr 2 '18 at 15:41
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  1. ✊✊🚪😕❓👻👻❓🚫😢

    Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it.

  2. ❓☠️💲🌽🦌👂

    How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

  3. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🍻🚶🦆

    Two men walk into a bar. The 3rd man ducks.

  4. ❓6️⃣😱7️⃣7️⃣🍴9️⃣

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

  5. ❓👃🚫📏👞

    Why can't your nose be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot. (Thanks to [@AustinWeaver][https://puzzling.stackexchange.com/users/41564/austin-weaver])

  6. ❓❌🐈🐦🥕

    What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot.

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    $\begingroup$ 5: rot13(jul pna'g lbhe abfr or 12 vapurf? gura vg'q or n sbbg) $\endgroup$ – Austin Weaver Apr 1 '18 at 15:37
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    $\begingroup$ oh that's the worst one yet, @AustinWeaver $\endgroup$ – user47403 Apr 1 '18 at 15:38

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