White Day is a day when males return the favours of girls who have given them Valentine's gifts.
Dave, being a presentable and generous specimen of a male, had received numerous Valentines from his many admirers in his different school classes. He had been careful to make sure none of them were forgotten on White Day.
However,Dave felt this day would be the perfect time to declare his love to his crush -a charming blonde in his math class. This would create a major problem though.
Whilst Dave was single, the competition was friendly enough. However, if Dave were to be claimed in a relationship, the unsuccessful girls would be very jealous. And jealous girls turn into vicious little trolls-so Dave had to find a way to let his girl know that only she could tell.
So he wrote a love note and pinned it up on the common room board. Love poetry is not Dave's major strength, but it did the job. So who is Dave's sweetheart?
Incredible darling only forever
Magnificent eyes,glorious sensuousness
and unbeatably brilliant,megapassionate
Sweetheart,beautiful,delightful,beloved