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How do I ask to:

leave work early

without using the letter e

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    $\begingroup$ You could say: "I quit." $\endgroup$ – Xenocacia Feb 20 '18 at 1:07
  • $\begingroup$ Can I go prior to my daily hours? $\endgroup$ – me_digvijay Feb 20 '18 at 12:35
  • $\begingroup$ May I plas lav work arly? [imagine emoji raspberry face here] $\endgroup$ – mkinson Dec 26 '18 at 12:38
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For something a bit longer:

Boss, nothing in my load is still outstanding, so can I go for today? You can call if anything crops up!

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There is no 'e' in this question.

"May I go now?"

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I'm going now,so f*** you all.

If you really aren't keen on work....

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    $\begingroup$ There is an e in asterisk though. $\endgroup$ – Mr Lister Feb 20 '18 at 8:14
  • $\begingroup$ That was not an asterisk.... that was a star ! $\endgroup$ – Kit-Ginevra Feb 20 '18 at 9:32
  • $\begingroup$ In retrospect, I think this is the funniest answer to the question. $\endgroup$ – Display name Feb 21 '18 at 5:57
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You could say

Can I clock out soon?

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