How do I ask to:

leave work early

without using the letter e

  • 2
    $\begingroup$ You could say: "I quit." $\endgroup$
    – Xenocacia
    Feb 20, 2018 at 1:07
  • $\begingroup$ Can I go prior to my daily hours? $\endgroup$ Feb 20, 2018 at 12:35
  • $\begingroup$ May I plas lav work arly? [imagine emoji raspberry face here] $\endgroup$
    – mkinson
    Dec 26, 2018 at 12:38

4 Answers 4


For something a bit longer:

Boss, nothing in my load is still outstanding, so can I go for today? You can call if anything crops up!


There is no 'e' in this question.

"May I go now?"


I'm going now,so f*** you all.

If you really aren't keen on work....

  • 3
    $\begingroup$ There is an e in asterisk though. $\endgroup$
    – Mr Lister
    Feb 20, 2018 at 8:14
  • $\begingroup$ That was not an asterisk.... that was a star ! $\endgroup$ Feb 20, 2018 at 9:32
  • $\begingroup$ In retrospect, I think this is the funniest answer to the question. $\endgroup$ Feb 21, 2018 at 5:57

You could say

Can I clock out soon?


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