Please look further only if you're 18+ and not of a sensitive disposition.
The puzzle consists only of the image above. If it doesn't look sharp enough, you can click on it to enlarge it. There's no catch or clue in the image itself, it's really just a screenshot of some ASCII text (and line-drawing characters) to prevent distortions due to font rendering.
Minor hints I've given out in comments:
The first three text-only boxes are part of the puzzle and your solution must take them into account.
If the fifth picture depicted a honeymoon, that would not invalidate the puzzle.
"US" on the hoover from the sixth picture indicates "not British English".
In the the eighth (second to last) picture I did not intend to draw necessarily a "bun in the oven", i.e. a pregnancy, though that would fit nicely in the narrative without spoiling the puzzle. The figure's age and sex are unimportant.
The answer is not "I'm pregnant", though it may look like it.
write them down, find what's repeating everywhere
the seventh box shows instructions for using a protective device, which in an informal setting may be called as the material it is made of
Met up (with someone) Hooked up (the image represents the classic hooker solicitation pose) Sucked up (vacuum cleaner, not sure what the US represents) Screwed up (the image represents sex) Grew up (it looks like the stick figure grew in height and width) Drunk up (that's a beer mug)
In summary, I think the picture says something along the lines of: