# A Friend for Today

Mary was talking to her new friend. She thinks he said,

Bro, I, um... Avoid Sue! Teenager pill spurn.

Mary says that she probably added extra and can't remember exactly what he said.

What is Mary's friend's name? What is this puzzle trying to tell you?

Hint 1:

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• Darn downvotes why – Quintec Dec 25 '17 at 20:50
• Added extra what? – ekhumoro Dec 26 '17 at 0:50

I noticed that (credits to Jamal Senjaya for the idea):

The text can be divided into parts: Bro, I, um, which is an anagram of Rubio+M; Avoid Sue which anagrams to Deusovi+A; Teenager pill spurn which rearranges into GentlePurpleRain+S. Of course, Rubio, Deusovi and GentlePurpleRain are three of our beloved moderators.

I'm not exactly sure what it means, but here are a few possibilities (edit: The third one has been confirmed correct by the OP):

1. The extra letters M,A,S can be anagrammed into SAM, which sounds like a reasonable name.

2. The surplus letters are M,A,S and Mary added "X-tra", so that whole thing spells X-MAS, which together with a near-homophone of Mary says Merry X-Mas!.

3. The text really wants to say Merry Christmas, but Mary and MAS are already here, so the friend's name is what's leftover: Chris.

4. Three moderators are already there, so the friend is Gareth McCaughan, the fourth mod, trying to tell Merry X-mas to the other three.

• "Beloved" mods- I laughed at that. – Sid Dec 26 '17 at 4:34
• I think u have the complete answer. +1 – Jamal Senjaya Dec 26 '17 at 4:38
• @Sid I mean, I don't know about others, but at least Deusovi seems fairly popular... – Ankoganit Dec 26 '17 at 4:39
• Your third option is correct. Nicely done! – Quintec Dec 26 '17 at 15:15