Leave me alone and I will sleep forever
Wake me up rudely and I will rock you with a jab
You will be little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!
Who am I?
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Wake me up rudely and I will rock you with a jab
You will be little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!
Who am I?
Are you
an airbag?
As for the title and clues,
You really don’t want to set off your car’s airbag. An airbag will only go off in a collision (rude awakening), it will hit (jab) you hard, it makes a loud bang, and it saves your life.
It sounds like it could be a
Smoke detector (though if this is it, then other things like a carbon monoxide alarm would also fit)
Leave me alone and I will sleep forever
If no smoke appears then it will never go off
Wake me up rudely and I will rock you with a jab
When it goes off your body gets shot with a bit of adrenaline. Like a jab to your nerves
You will be little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!
Normally the sound is loud and piercing, it hurts your ears, but it tells you that there is a fire and to get out of a building. It can save your life, so you'd thank it forever.
Maybe this is a silly answer, but are you:
The Hulk
Explanation
Leave me alone and I will sleep forever
When Bruce Banner is not made angry or is left alone, the Hulk could stay "asleep" forever.
Wake me up rudely and I will rock you with a jab
Any time Bruce is made angry and turns into the Hulk, the Hulk usually punches the first thing he sees.
You will be little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!
EDIT My answer is no longer applicable with the new wording but was based on the previous wording "Little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!" And my explanation was "The Hulk doesn't really listen to orders, but he's a crucial part of the Avengers (or Thor's team in the latest movie) and is to be greatly thanked for his reckless heroism."
Who am I?
The Hulk
And to address the title:
You really don't want to wake the Hulk up. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" You REALLY don't want to find out.
I think it's
earphones/headphones
Leave me alone and I will sleep forever
Well they don't do anything if they are never used
Wake me up rudely and I will rock you with a jab
If you plug them in when the volume is turned up high, they kind of give you a "jab" of a burst of sound
You will be little hard of hearing but you will thank me forever!
Earphones do make you a little hard of hearing if you use them too much but they are very helpful in life and they can be useful in many situations
It could be
Seat/safety belts of an automobile
As,
Seat/safety belts can be kept in an un-applied condition and they can lie like that forever
When brakes are applied in a speeding vehicle, seat belts come into action rudely with a small thud/impact but we thank them ever for their intended purpose.
is it a human talking to (or about) their alarm clock?
leave me alone and I will sleep for ever
human will sleep
wake me up rudely and I will...
human turns alarm clock off when they wake up
you will be a little hard of hearing...
alarm clocks are loud but necessary