Soon after arriving to work this morning, I sent an email off to my pal over in IT upon realizing that my workstation wasn't fully functional. We both like to solve puzzles in our spare time, so rather than reveal precisely what I was expecting from him, I let him work it out for himself.
Quick question -- is there any chance you've got a certain piece of equipment sitting on a shelf somewhere? Mine is no longer working correctly, even after a thorough cleaning of the components. If you can't locate one, I guess you'll just have to requisition a new one. You can ask my manager to sign off. Shoot me an email to let me know what to expect.
P.S. I know my request is puzzling to say the least, but that's the point! I guarantee that this email contains all the information necessary for you to figure it out. Have fun!
What am I expecting Mike to get for me & why?
Folks who were there for the original version of this (you know who you are)... shhhh!