Help! Can you tell me where am I?
If you don't come soon, it'll be a bye-bye!
It's hard to breathe, it's hard to walk
And I met some citizens who can talk!
First, Steven Spielberg, who seems a bit yellow
He is quite attractive and merry
Also, Paul Scholes, who lives a bit low
He looks pointless and lazy
The rich Edward Kennedy and his child, Phil Kessel
Also I met a karate master, Simon Cowell
And the grumpy old Savielly Tartakower, who's quite musical
With the famous Sir Ferguson, his big rival
Also Sarah Palin, the most evil
Yet she never get his job done still
Then Pablo Picasso with his boat
It seems that he drives a lot!
Oops, I almost forgot something very important
Googling the names above is forbidden
Because they are not the actual names, really
But can you just tell me what is this city?
Sorry if one of the people mentioned gets insulted; but I met someone like you down here!