You are sitting at your desk, looking for a puzzle to do. You are bored with all the normal puzzles everywhere and are looking a unique puzzle. A true challenge. Just as you think this, a piece of paper with a message flies onto your desk...
SECOND OF ALL, THE MESSAGE
listen. I'm presenting to you a puzzle in this message. A great puzzle. But, the puzzle leads to a mystery. Try to solve the puzzle to get a great prize. a QUESTION no one has been able to answer. a jackpot, if you will. A huge mystery that you can have the pleasure of thinking about. ABUNDANCE of thought you might have, and it will be great. Tricky this puzzle might be, but the reward is well worth it, even though it is almost surely unsolvable. A 8-ball would do no better on the mystery than you. G'Luck, my friend.