# I like spaghetti

I'm not Budha, Jahweh, Allah or Zeus, yet they call me God.

The third under this name, but I go under more than one.

One by the rank of a policeman, one where I'm the skinny guy and one sweet as candy.

I'm born to work in a company using SCRUM, but people try to impersonate me.

I could give you 13 * 103m reasons why you should use the metric system, but this time you need the inferior imperial system.

You don't scare me.

Bonus hint

I am a real person
bonus bonus check my profile description for another clue

• Welcome to Puzzling! General note: hints shouldn't really be posted straight away, but rather after a couple of days if no-one has solved it – Beastly Gerbil May 24 '17 at 19:46
• Upvote for bonus bonus hint. – Forklift May 24 '17 at 19:48
• @BeastlyGerbil Thanks, I appreciate the advice! Are there some guidelines what is considered a real hint and what is considered some extra info for the question? – Thomas May 24 '17 at 19:48
• @ThomasMoors Is the bonus bonus hint meant to be a joke or an actual hint? If it doesn't relate to the puzzle then I suggest removing it. – MikeQ May 24 '17 at 19:51
• @MikeQ It's just a joke, sorry – Thomas May 24 '17 at 19:52

You are:

Eminem

I'm not Budha, Jahweh, Allah or Zeus, yet they call me God.

Rap God

The third under this name, but I go under more than one. One by the rank of a policeman, one where I'm the skinny guy and one sweet as candy.

Slim, Marshall, Eminem (From OP: His full name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III)

I'm born to work in a company using SCRUM, but people try to impersonate me.

Would the REAL Slim Shady please "stand up" in the scrum meeting :)

I could give you 13 * 103m reasons why you should use the metric system, but this time you need the inferior imperial system.

8 miles

Don't scare me

Song: "I'm not afraid"

Spaghetti:

"Knees weak palms sweaty... Vomit on my shirt; mom's spaghetti."

• en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(software_development) – Supersolver May 24 '17 at 20:03
• Yeah... I'm actually CSM. Just needed to run through my knowledge. – Forklift May 24 '17 at 20:06
• P.S. for The third under this name was because his real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III – Thomas May 25 '17 at 14:45