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I'm not Budha, Jahweh, Allah or Zeus, yet they call me God.

The third under this name, but I go under more than one.

One by the rank of a policeman, one where I'm the skinny guy and one sweet as candy.

I'm born to work in a company using SCRUM, but people try to impersonate me.

I could give you 13 * 103m reasons why you should use the metric system, but this time you need the inferior imperial system.

You don't scare me.

Bonus hint

I am a real person
bonus bonus check my profile description for another clue

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  • $\begingroup$ Welcome to Puzzling! General note: hints shouldn't really be posted straight away, but rather after a couple of days if no-one has solved it $\endgroup$ May 24, 2017 at 19:46
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    $\begingroup$ Upvote for bonus bonus hint. $\endgroup$
    – Forklift
    May 24, 2017 at 19:48
  • $\begingroup$ @BeastlyGerbil Thanks, I appreciate the advice! Are there some guidelines what is considered a real hint and what is considered some extra info for the question? $\endgroup$
    – Thomas
    May 24, 2017 at 19:48
  • $\begingroup$ @ThomasMoors Is the bonus bonus hint meant to be a joke or an actual hint? If it doesn't relate to the puzzle then I suggest removing it. $\endgroup$
    – MikeQ
    May 24, 2017 at 19:51
  • $\begingroup$ @MikeQ It's just a joke, sorry $\endgroup$
    – Thomas
    May 24, 2017 at 19:52

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You are:

Eminem

I'm not Budha, Jahweh, Allah or Zeus, yet they call me God.

Rap God

The third under this name, but I go under more than one. One by the rank of a policeman, one where I'm the skinny guy and one sweet as candy.

Slim, Marshall, Eminem (From OP: His full name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III)

I'm born to work in a company using SCRUM, but people try to impersonate me.

Would the REAL Slim Shady please "stand up" in the scrum meeting :)

I could give you 13 * 103m reasons why you should use the metric system, but this time you need the inferior imperial system.

8 miles

Don't scare me

Song: "I'm not afraid"

Spaghetti:

"Knees weak palms sweaty... Vomit on my shirt; mom's spaghetti."

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  • $\begingroup$ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(software_development) $\endgroup$ May 24, 2017 at 20:03
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    $\begingroup$ Yeah... I'm actually CSM. Just needed to run through my knowledge. $\endgroup$
    – Forklift
    May 24, 2017 at 20:06
  • $\begingroup$ P.S. for The third under this name was because his real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III $\endgroup$
    – Thomas
    May 25, 2017 at 14:45

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