I'm not Budha, Jahweh, Allah or Zeus, yet they call me God.
The third under this name, but I go under more than one.
One by the rank of a policeman, one where I'm the skinny guy and one sweet as candy.
I'm born to work in a company using SCRUM, but people try to impersonate me.
I could give you 13 * 103m reasons why you should use the metric system, but this time you need the inferior imperial system.
You don't scare me.
I am a real person
bonus bonus check my profile description for another clue