This past week, I was trying to remember my password for my computer. However, no matter how hard I tried, there was just no way that I could figure it out. Eventually, after several attempts, I gave up and decided to just scourge my desk for any help.
Propitiously, I found a piece of paper on my desk that seemed like it could help. After examining it for several days, I was still unable to decipher the cryptic nature of the message. Soon, I gave up hope on that too and decided to occupy my time with other trivial matters. Sometime later, I was drawn again back to the paper. While I was still confused about its befuddling language, I decided to consult with some friends. Occasionally, some of them would think they had a breakthrough only to be disappointed later. "Rest assured" they would tell me, we'll solve this for you soon enough. Days passed, with still no result coming of our countless hours spent on this puzzle.
I still believe that the gracious people at Puzzle.SE might be able to solve this puzzle. So, after several days of failed attempts by many of my more than capable friends and I, I shall present this puzzle to you - wonderful members here at Puzzle.SE.
Learn from our mistakes, however, don't expect it to be easy. Almost anytime that we thought we were on to something, it turned out to be a red herring. So, please take your time in solving the puzzle, and don't be upset if you are unable to solve it quickly. The puzzle itself may not seem to make sense, but I assure you, I was in my right mind when I made it :
1, 2.........swap visa
3, 4.........days months
5, 6.........how to
7, 8.........murder bad
First off, I don't know why I didn't use sentences in the letter. I probably just didn't know how to start them. Right off the bat, you could tell that the letter was pretty ambiguous. So, I'll help you out with some of the things that we found. The LETTER itself is very confusing, but we found that the 8 numbers probably means that there are 8 letters in the password... Maybe you can try rereading the passage again to see if there is anything you missed?