I recentle bought a new phon. I cet the local tew Auctralee, and auph I went. It wauc good tew hav a new phon. I wauc then praumpted and wethe I wanted predictiv tecct, and the trabl ctated.
Every time I start a parargraph, it's all phine, but thene mei phone starts thineking it's beter thane mey. It gets to ther poinet where allmeost every whord is geting kerrekterd.
Which brings me to my other problerms - ther derlet botern dosn't erpeer on ther keboard, it whon't let me edit ene whork that Y've don, kope and past don't whork, and fynerly, to kap it oarl of, Y kan't torn it of!
I trid to report it to the manuotuorers, but they 'need to now ecsactlee whut's gowwhing on sow whee [they] can fics it eficientlee'. Can uo plees tel mee whut's rong sow I can get it ficsd as son as posibl? Thancs! It's poting mi sowciel lif into ciambls, as I can't comuoniceyt whith eneeuun properlee for mor than haf ey sentens.