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Settle down.   We are all understandably upset — once again — but this meeting is called to order.

                 [Weary communal s  i  g  h.]

Now that we have recited our non-denominational invocation we may proceed with this week’s award for most answers.   And it goes to...

              ...you!

Yes, during your day job you answered question after question from a procession of distraught “visitors” (so-called out of consideration) about recommendations for what to do, along with some rather probing questions about your fellow employees.

And during your off hours loitering with others of us, you answered ever more desperate questions from lost souls about where to go, among sneaky attempts to reveal your friends’ personal habits.

All the while, you knew your answers would be met with suspicion, as are all of ours, which is why we lament, yet you nonetheless responded as best you could.

To be fair, of course, you and I must admit to distrusting most of us as well.


With that, I call to a close this meeting of ________________________________.
                      (What puzzle “pieces”?)

Free hint, meant to seem confusing:   Are you even sure you won the award?

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    $\begingroup$ Grats on 10k!!! $\endgroup$ – Beastly Gerbil Mar 6 '17 at 20:35
  • $\begingroup$ This sounds on its face very much like a game of the Mafia/Werewolf/Resistance type, though it doesn't seem to be an exact match for any particular such game that I know of. @humn, would you like to comment on whether that's at all along the right lines or whether we should be thinking at a higher level of abstraction? $\endgroup$ – Gareth McCaughan Mar 6 '17 at 22:10
  • $\begingroup$ If it helps to know, @Gareth McCaughan, I'm blissfully ignorant of Mafia/Werewolf/Resistance. The puzzle type here is extremely well known, especially at this site. $\endgroup$ – humn Mar 6 '17 at 22:12
  • $\begingroup$ (I just looked up The Resistance, @Gareth, thank you for an interesting addition to my Fun&Games Theory landscape!) $\endgroup$ – humn Mar 6 '17 at 22:35
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"We" are

Knights and Knaves -- habitual truth-tellers and liars -- from Smullyan-style logic problems.

... We are all understandably upset ...

Perhaps (as mentioned later in the speech) just because no one ever trusts us. Or perhaps because of the tragic recent death of Raymond Smullyan, who gave us so much productive employment and so many interesting conversations.

... during your day job ...

As a guard at a curiously designed prison with indistinguishable doors leading to the cells and out to freedom.

... "visitors" (so-called out of consideration) ...

It wouldn't be polite to call them condemned criminals.

... recommendations for what to do ...

Which door should I go through?

... rather probing questions about your fellow employees ...

If I were to ask him what you would say if I asked which door to go through, what would he say?

... your off hours loitering with others of us ...

By a junction in a road. Apparently one branch leads somewhere nice and the other branch somewhere not so nice.

... sneaky attempts to reveal your friends’ personal habits ...

Is the other person standing here a liar?

... puzzle "pieces" ...

As Duncan observes in comments, knights are chess pieces.

Are you even sure you won the award?

Well, is the guy making the announcements a Knight or a Knave? (Usually, though, we're assumed to know one another's nature...)

Answer to question in title ("So why do they keep asking?"):

Well, they want to know how to get out of prison. Or which door has all the gold behind it. Or which path leads to the village serving free beer. Or how to get to heaven rather than hell. Truly, ours are weighty responsibilities.

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  • $\begingroup$ I am uncertain but have a conjecture; I was adding a paragraph about gaps in my understanding while you were asking that question, which states my conjecture. $\endgroup$ – Gareth McCaughan Mar 7 '17 at 2:04
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    $\begingroup$ Fits with the puzzle... "pieces" as well. Though just half of it, really. Also, "To be fair, you and I must admit..." and "Are you even sure you won the prize?" The emcee might be of the opposite type. $\endgroup$ – Duncan Mar 7 '17 at 2:05
  • $\begingroup$ Some clues imply trichotomy rather than dichotomy $\endgroup$ – humn Mar 7 '17 at 2:26
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    $\begingroup$ I confess I don't see any that particularly do, though of course I'm aware that there are puzzles in which the Knights and Knaves are joined by Knormals (who tell the truth or lie ad lib) or others who, e.g., alternate between truth and lies. $\endgroup$ – Gareth McCaughan Mar 7 '17 at 2:28
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    $\begingroup$ Oh, I see. I just took it that we were mostly distrusted because, while (perhaps -- I'm not sure there's any canonical fact of the matter about the proportions!) half of us are knights rather than knaves, our visitors typically don't know what any given one of us is and therefore can't trust us. (Except that they can trust us to act according to our nature, which is why these problems are soluble.) $\endgroup$ – Gareth McCaughan Mar 7 '17 at 2:38

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