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I am overjoyed when I get held up in traffic

I drive to get my coffee at lunch

But never to work in the morning

Once I enter my office

I disappear

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    $\begingroup$ I do know some colleagues who disappear once they enter office :) $\endgroup$ – Sikorski Feb 13 '17 at 8:53
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Are you a

Taxi or limo Driver?

am overjoyed when I get held up in traffic

Money, money, money!

I drive to get my coffee at lunch

Yep!

But never to work in the morning

I walk to the car

Once I enter my office I disappear

I drive off anyway... and maybe I have black out windows and one of those role up screens?

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  • $\begingroup$ Yup! Well done! Nice addition about the blackout windows :) $\endgroup$ – Resquiens Feb 13 '17 at 10:25

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