"Sir! We just got a message from our undercover agent.", tones a private.
"Well, what does it say?", replies the general.
"We're not sure, sir. It doesn't make any sense.", answers the private.
Looking at you the general hands you this message. "Figure it out!", he shouts.
RECORD = 35329199
Message Locale... Chaotic Transship Helix
(Report card from blind train: Add with series of instructions.) STOP.
(Dirty period of history expressed in communiqué.) STOP.
RECORD# - 35329199
This record is nonsensical. What were they actually trying to say?