This is an entry to the Fortnightly Topic Challenge #25: wordplay.
"These words! – they come falling free; / speech: daft here, deft there..." — Emrakul
You know, I've kept some words. Words that work for me. No no, they aren't really my slaves; more like, my pets. They never said they don't like my job or anything; besides, they can't actually do much except what they're told to. They do all sorts of chores for me: like, say, recording a dispute in the past, or cleaning my room. They can even lie to my amazing old relative (he's is one who won't believe), and scold him.
So today morning, as usual, I went to their cage...er, room to take them out and sort out their duties. What I saw there totally blew my mind. I never knew that my pet words could speak! For themselves!
Here's what they seemed to be saying:
Did G contain H? L
C's got hold of T, and happens to be E. R
D equals at least one of C and itself. C
Regarding N: does G contain H? L
M stays indoors because of itself. C
G, P, R – they all happen to be NT. C
Inside G, L is the same as T. L
When placed near H, E becomes T. L
H equals at least one of T and Y. R
Now, of course, there are people who "talk" to their pets; frankly speaking, I'm not among them. I didn't even know that my pet words could speak! Seriously, I'm very confused right now.
Just what do these words want to say?