I am always thin but never fit.
I like all sorts of food, but salsa and cheese are my favorites.
Some have confused me with a crazy person, but I’m not.
What am I?
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3$\begingroup$ You are me !!!! (That description describes me exactly - it is uncanny.) $\endgroup$– YowE3KDec 18, 2016 at 19:07
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$\begingroup$ @YowE3K well with that name, you could definitely be confused with someone crazy ;) $\endgroup$– Beastly GerbilDec 18, 2016 at 19:12
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$\begingroup$ @BeastlyGerbil - I may be a freak, but I'm not crazy - at least that's what I keep telling all the orderlies in the asylum where I live. $\endgroup$– YowE3KDec 18, 2016 at 19:16
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$\begingroup$ @YowE3K why on earth won't they listen! :P $\endgroup$– Beastly GerbilDec 18, 2016 at 19:16
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$\begingroup$ @YowE3K Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental $\endgroup$– Kevin RockDec 18, 2016 at 19:42
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You are a
Cracker
I am always thin but never fit.
They are thin but couldn't be considered 'fit'
I like all sorts of food, but salsa and cheese are my favorites.
Can be dipped in salsa - See here - and I think we all know about cheese and crackers
Some have confused me with a crazy person, but I’m not.
'A bit crackers' or 'Completely crackers' is a phrase used to describe a crazy person
answered Dec 18, 2016 at 18:58
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$\begingroup$ Could be "chip" instead, an the last line could be that chips can be confused with crackers since they are similar but distinct foods (and cracker having the double meaning you've already pointed out) $\endgroup$– tmpearceDec 18, 2016 at 20:28
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$\begingroup$ @tmpearce good point, it could indeed be a similar food. I'll leave the answer as it is for now $\endgroup$ Dec 18, 2016 at 20:29
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$\begingroup$ Chips fit line 1&2 well but not 3. Crackers fit lines 1&3 well but not 2. What now? $\endgroup$– Rubio ♦Dec 18, 2016 at 21:03
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$\begingroup$ @Rubio you think cracker doesn't fit the first two lines? Cheese and crackers! Crackers are thin! I also think crackers fits cheese better than chips do $\endgroup$ Dec 18, 2016 at 21:04
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