I was getting dressed one morning. I was almost finished, I had my socks on my hand, when suddenly my brother yelled up the stairs, "Rick, mail's here, and there's something for you!"
It was a very odd letter
This is just to let you know that we are suing you for damages amounting to $10,000. You will be hearing from our lawyers shortly. However, if you would like to settle out of court we would be happy to do so.
J (sorry, we can't tell you our real names for legal protection. In fact, we don't even know yours!)
Well, that made no sense, I can't remember doing anything wrong to anybody.
I didn't know what to do, so I just waited to hear more. Sure enough. the next day another brief note came in the mail. It wasn't very helpful either This one said:
Sorry about the letter you received yesterday. We forgot to tell you what you are being sued for. Actually we can't tell you, but if you look at the beginning of our comments that should tell you at least what you are being sued for.
That is not nearly enough, but at least it would be enough to be going on with. So can you help me?
What offense am I being sued for?
I think people are over thinking this. The key is a comment in the second not.