As you prepare to get on board, I (the omniscient story-teller) noticed three other passengers that will be with you in this plane.
The first one was writing a letter:
I have to tell you that something disastrous happened today and I do not know if you will believe me. My dear, precious friend, what have they done? A fortnightly topic on animals?
I do not think they realize how broad it would be. Damn, we are going to be our own end! As if serial downvotes were not enough (I heard many recent puzzles were affected...). Sometimes, I really want to quit puzzling.
But fortunately, the community seems stronger than ever and ready to face this tricky challenge. May the force be with us!
Oh, I almost forgot to talk about the previous fortnightly topic - you may know, the one which was about geography? You must see the excellent puzzle from Levieux. This is why I stay!
My friend, I think that we will arrive soon in Tanzania. Ah, I am sorry, I forgot to tell you that I was on vacation and I had to travel to Switzerland! But I am telling you, it feels so good to be back home, period. I hope you will come one day! My wife is always on the run, earning money (I do not). Well, see you very soon!
The second one called a flight attendant:
-${}$ Miss, could I have some refreshment?
- Of course, Sir, what would you like?
- No idea, what do you have?
- Kiwi juice, mango juice, banana ju-
- Excellent, I'll have this one! Thank you.
- You are welcome, sir.
Hey, I thought for a second that I recognised him, but I didn't...
The last one was complaining on its own:
Geez, I hate people. Why are planes always so crowded? I should have stayed home. And look at my neighbor! He looks so happy! I know this kind of people: you give him a pat on the back, then tell him he is a good guy and he's the happiest in the world! I despise them, and all the others and I wish I did not... Ooooh, what is this magnificent red thing inside the cabin? And IT'S MOVING? LET ME GRAB IT!
Can you tell me who are these three people? And, most important, who are you?
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