Found this riddle in a Christmas cracker and after a few drinks it took me far too long to complete than it should have:
What goes on and on and has 'I' in the middle?
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The answer to this riddle is
Onion (ON I ON)
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The last time I heard this joke, the answer was
an onion
Explanation: "on and on with i in the middle" = ON + I + ON = ONION
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3$\begingroup$ Downvoting because he was 8 seconds slower? Harsh. Welcome to PSE, Mike, we're not all that hasty :) $\endgroup$ – Rubio♦ Dec 9 '16 at 19:41
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$\begingroup$ @Rubio the downvote came just before I corrected the formatting so was probably for that. Still +1, shame you just missed out $\endgroup$ – Beastly Gerbil Dec 9 '16 at 19:43
