The Christmas fever has already arrived. So yesterday I saw the following weird conversation in a chat room:
-${}$ You know, I figured out what to buy ou for Christmas.
- What?
- I'll tell you on Christmas Ive.
- But I can't wait till then!
- You are smart! I am sure you will figure it aut.
- I will kill you!
- Stop being such a drama queen. Or should a say drama quing? See what I did? See?
- Oh, come on. That's not even remotely funny.
- Shall we go to the bub instead?
- The what?
- The pub. Sorry, slip of the fimgers.
- Are you drunk?
- Nope. I just drank some jin.
- You are drunk.
I am now wondering what the gift is? Can you help me with that?