I asked my deranged little brother about what he wants for Christmas and he only answers in riddles.
Me: "So where should I get your Christmas present?"
I hate this video game, it's too hard to play an Orc.
Me: "What do you want me to get there?"
Squirrels put all their nuts into a treasure chest to hide them.
Me: "Who should I buy it from?"
My soccer coach says I don't get to play mid anymore.
Me: "Anything else?"
When my friend eats prime rib he says, "Muito bon!"
Then he started laughing.
What am I going to get my little brother for Christmas, from whom and where?
Edit with Hint:
My little brother's space theory is that cats come from other planets to beam messages psychically back home.
Second edit with Hint:
Oh dear! No one has got his present yet. I walked into my brother's room again and asked him,
"What kind of music do you like?"
And he replied, "I can't play this game on wifi, we need to get a lan!".
So I went downstairs and played some bell and drum music from Bali.