On average, a lumberjack is 10 logs taller (logs are usually measured in feet) than a normal person plus the height of his tan. Remember that most lumberjacks are young Canadians. Fill the blanks of the following heights and explain why my reasoning is valid. Resulting heights are to be rounded to the closest whole number.
Before: 65", 66", 69", 71", 83", 89".
After Lumberjackification Ritual: 201, 204, 212, ? , ? , 402.
- A lumberjack's tan, or sunburn, is a 1st degree burn.
- This information is mostly (completely) false in real life.
- All information provided was given for a reason. Do not edit out the (made up) Canadian part.