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I'm always horny but so lonely.
Most women hate me, some even scream at me!
I might be puny,
but don't mock me! I don't have to take this crap! Although I sometimes do.
When a few of us get together we are quite popular!
Most prefer with fruits, but others prefer my beverage.

Who am I?

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  • $\begingroup$ Maybe Cows o.o? $\endgroup$ – Karan Atree Nov 16 '16 at 5:46
  • $\begingroup$ Cows are highly known for being puny. And for being hated by women. ;) $\endgroup$ – Rubio Nov 16 '16 at 5:47
  • $\begingroup$ cows beverage ? O_O $\endgroup$ – Sikorski Nov 16 '16 at 5:47
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Are you ...

a beetle?

I'm always horny but so lonely.

many beetles have prominent horns, and generally live alone

Most women hate me, some even scream at me!

Women stereotypically hate bugs

I might be puny,

Beetles are small

but don't mock me! I don't have to take this crap! Although I sometimes do.

Dung beetles take crap all the time.

When a few of us get together we are quite popular!

The Beatles were immensely popular!

Most prefer with fruits, but others prefer my beverage.

Beetlejuice is a wonderful film.

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  • $\begingroup$ Well @Rubio strikes again. Good job on solving my riddle so fast. $\endgroup$ – stack reader Nov 16 '16 at 6:40
  • $\begingroup$ about the crap, there is the Dung beetle $\endgroup$ – lois6b Nov 16 '16 at 7:09
  • $\begingroup$ Indeed. That's why my answer says "Dung beetles take crap all the time." $\endgroup$ – Rubio Nov 16 '16 at 7:10
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Are you a

cockroach

Explanation Follows

I'm always horny but so lonely.

Horn may be the reference to its antennae and studies proved cockroaches feel loneliness (Link)

Most women hate me, some even scream at me!

Women hate cockroaches and even scream when they see one.

I might be puny,

Cockroaches are puny.

but don't mock me! I don't have to take this crap! Although I sometimes do.

Cockroaches live in waste, junk and craps.

When a few of us get together we are quite popular!

Might be a reference to 'Oggy and the cockroaches' cartoon series.

Most prefer with fruits, but others prefer my beverage.

Might be a reference to Coke

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