Everybody should be able to solve this one!
You might try to pet me or kick my butt
but you can not touch me no matter what
If you gave me presents I'd leave you for sure
but take what's around me and I will endure
You can search the whole ocean or even beyond
in sometimes for sure, a loch or a pond
If you see what's behind it
you are very close
And as you assumed
its right under your nose
are not available for this is a really easy one!
Since it is an easy one I want every single line ripped apart!