Your day is my hour,

Your week is my day,

Your month is my 2 days.

What am I?

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    $\begingroup$ I would guess ... stoned? ;) $\endgroup$ Sep 23, 2016 at 2:06
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    $\begingroup$ Can I change my guess to "The Doctor"? $\endgroup$ Sep 23, 2016 at 9:36
  • $\begingroup$ @KeyurPATEL How about "The Stoned Doctor"? $\endgroup$
    – Marius
    Sep 23, 2016 at 10:37

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Another potential answer:

You are

a Minute Hand

and I am

an Hour Hand

Your day is my hour

One rotation of the hour hand (me) comprises 12 hours. if we take the definition of 'day' to mean 'daytime,' this is about one day's worth of time.
One rotation a the minute hand (you) sweeps out 60 min, which is one hour

Your week is my day,

An hour hand takes 14 rotations to carve out one week of time
14 rotations of the minute hand is 14 hours, about equal to 1 day under the previous definition.

Your month is my 2 days.

An hour hand takes about 60 rotations to accrue one month of time
60 rotations of the minute hand is 60 hours, which is 2.5 days, or 2 full days


iffy because I'm playing with the definition of a 'day,' but it otherwise holds up.


My guess

You are a player of a MMORPG (online game), with system

You are talking to the game :

Your(The game) day is my hour, your(The game) week is my day, your(The game) month is my 2 days

1 day in the game = 1 earth hour,
1 week in the game = 1 earth day,
1 month in the game = 2 earth days,

but I still do not know what kind of game it is.

  • $\begingroup$ But then what is 24 "my" hours equivalent to? 24 days or a week? $\endgroup$
    – bg6471
    Sep 23, 2016 at 3:22
  • $\begingroup$ I think you've reversed it, he said 'Your day is my hour', and not 'Your hour is my day'. $\endgroup$ Sep 23, 2016 at 3:42
  • $\begingroup$ @KeyurPATEL Your day (the game) is my hour (the player) $\endgroup$ Sep 23, 2016 at 3:50
  • $\begingroup$ Ohhh, I misunderstood. So the player is talking to the system, with this poem. Makes sense :) $\endgroup$ Sep 23, 2016 at 3:51
  • $\begingroup$ 24:1 becomes 7:1 becomes 30:2? That doesn't sound like a tenable game system $\endgroup$
    – Sconibulus
    Sep 23, 2016 at 16:26

This is quite a stretch, like a really far stretch

I think it could be


Your week is my day

Based purely on the fact that one day on Pluto is just under a week on earth.

Your month is my 2 days

It orbits really slowly?


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