I just had a very strange SMS conversation with one of my musician friend. Since I need your help, I'll share it with you, hoping that he won't come here...
Here is a text version of the conversation, where T is my friend and I is (am?) me :
T: Our most recent call lasted 26 seconds. What is it, a call time for ants?
I: ?? Hey, what's up, bro?
T: Well, tomorrow's your birthday. I might have a gift for you now, but if you disappoint me again, I'll perform a 'bro feint', truly!
I: Sorry, I was in a hurry last time.
T: Whatever. Come join me. Tom is hear. He'll help to settle your club. *here
I: What club are you talking about? I don't own any club Wait, don't even touch my golf clubs
T: (Peter is here too)
I: Peter? Who is Peter?
T: Peter Zoo, the weirdo in our class.
I: What? What is he doing with you?
T: He's the real wolf, man!
I: I don't understand. What is this supposed to mean??
T: Okay, I'll stop toying with you :-). Read our conversation from the start carefully, because I hid something in it which is very relevant to your birthday gift!