I have done some extreme activities
involving parachuting, and scuba diving.
I have worked in a circus
taming lions, and juggling.
And even in my house, It keeps happening.
When cooking some food, if it catches fire,
I'll jump out of the window, but don't worry,
I have done this so many times already.
I also work in construction sites.
That's why I'm wearing an helmet.
Doing, once again, the dangerous stuff,
by manipulating the precious oil.
But in the end, all this work, all of my efforts
Everything would be in vain. Then I realized :
It's not the work itself that's worth it.
It's the entertainment of doing it.
By the way, my list of deeds doesn't stop here.
I whacked moles in my garden with hammers
and protected flowers with spray
to keep them from nasty bugs.
Can you guess who I am referring to ?