Weave me into a blanket for a little donkey,
Smash me flat for your conspiracy theory,
I'm a joke that will make you groan,
Under your foot I will make you moan.
What am I?
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corn.
Weave me into a blanket for a little donkey
A little donkey is a burrito, and you make corn into a tortilla that is a "blanket" for a burrito.
Smash me flat for your conspiracy theory,
Not sure.
I'm a joke that will make you groan
A corny joke will make you groan.
Under your foot I will make you moan
A corn on your foot is painful.
I know it should be "corn" but look at this:
Weave me into a blanket for a little donkey
same with corn and the burrito, we put cheese in it
Smash me flat for your conspiracy theory
there is an expression "big cheese" for one's boss who you would have to "smash flat" with/for your theory
I'm a joke that will make you groan,
Again, same as corny, a joke can be cheesy
Under your foot I will make you moan
Self explaining, cheese + feet = no good