For convenience, the four of us are nicknamed: ONE, TWO, THREE, and FOUR respectively.
What are our real names? And why do you think so?
We answered the following six questions to give you clues as to who we are.
To begin with, our real names are several letters long each.
1st Q. Regarding your nationality, are you British or Italian?
ONE: I guess I'm British.
TWO: I'm British, too.
THREE: Then, I'm Italian.
FOUR: You'd say I'm Italian.
2nd Q. This is rather vague, but where do you go?
ONE: Go where? Hmm, nothing comes to mind.
TWO: Perhaps, I'm the one who goes downwards?
THREE: Then, I'm the one who goes upwards.
FOUR: I go... Oh, that's right. I'm the one who goes wrong... in a sense.
3rd Q. Do you guys share a habit? If so, what is it?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR (all of them unanimously): "N", "R", and "E"!
4th Q. What do you do on a daily basis?
ONE: I love sexy pole dance. In fact, a day doesn't go by without me doing it.
TWO: I enjoy chasing THREE, but I never seem to catch up with her.
THREE: I find myself constantly running from TWO. We're not destined to be together, I guess.
FOUR: I'm of the same mind with ONE.
5th Q. What's your favourite number? The numbers used in your nicknames don't matter here.
ONE: I go with a two-digit number, twelve.
TWO: Nine is my favourite.
THREE: The same one with my nickname.
FOUR: Do I need to spell it out? Isn't it obvious?
6th Q. You guys collaborate with each other all the time, right?
ONE: Yes, I enjoy doing "ONE ONE TWO", "ONE ONE THREE", "THREE ONE THREE", "ONE THREE" etc, but I don't do "THREE THREE ONE".
TWO: I do "ONE TWO", "FOUR TWO" etc, but "THREE TWO" will never happen.
THREE: I do "ONE ONE THREE", "FOUR FOUR THREE", "FOUR THREE" etc, but come to think of it, I don't seem to collaborate with TWO.
FOUR: I get along well with TWO and THREE , but in this respect ONE remains cold and distant from me. I can't blame him, though.