Be gentle! I'm trying something new... I'd like a full translation/interpretation, and bonus points if you spot the pattern. I expect it'll be easy as pie so think of it as a race.
A VERY drunken, foreign, genius chemistry professor needs help locating something (we think) but between his broken English and drunken rambling no one can understand a word he's saying. Can you?
Here's what he's been saying:
burp hare hic sit burp on?
ha hic vie loss hic tit?
tomb hic any ban hic gone my head!
ewer hell hic ping?
goo hic die knee hic ding it!
well like hic aunt fine hic dad hic rum aye had.
it hic snot in burp reusable plaice.
it was knot four may hic king mew hic sick.
oar fall hic burp incensing two it.
it hic snot force hic topping burp auto-beagles.
its hole hic dings hic tough butt eye dome hic burp trinket.
it burp dose knot flow hic tanned aye thing hic kit no hic sow to sew hic barmy up.
aye kneed burp accrue hic are!
the cue hic burp risk burp shone add hic rum!