I think I got most of it!
First image: a portrait of Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, famous for saying I am more afraid of an army of one hundred sheep led by a lion than an army of one hundred lions led by a sheep.
Paris is overcome by an army of sheep, led by one lion whom the media dub Aslan.
Second image: a calico cat
Domesticated animals throughout Europe join Aslan's cause, disturbing the peace in London, Madrid, and Rome.
Third image: Farmers protesting new GMO regulations prohibiting Donald Trump from marketing himself as the most presidential tomato.
Trump loses his bid for the presidency, and crops across Europe and North America are devastated by the growing animal rebellion.
Fourth image: Safeco field
Seattle becomes the first city in the U.S. to ban and ostracize all non-human animals, and its high sales taxes are lifted from all meat products. Also, the Mariners win the World Series.
Fifth image: whiskey tumbler
As the world's supply of grains declines, alcohol production across the world halts.
Sixth image: Cartman from South Park as Dawg the Hallway Monitor
I've never seen the show... not really sure what to make of this.
Seventh image: Chief of Animal Relocation Barack Obama's signature
Barry O is abducted by an animal militia, following a betrayal by his once domesticated dog Bo.
Eight image: a cream puff
still working on this one...