(First iteration of this puzzle here, reading this puzzle is certainly not necessary but might help give an idea of what to do)
Hey guys, my friend just got back from one of his intro science classes (I don't know the exact subject) and he wanted to tell me a cool factoid he had heard. Unfortunately my friend managed to goof it up even worse this time. He couldn't remember the order of the words in the sentence in addition to his mistakes from last time! This is what he told me:
Doofus
White donut, Garden rain bringer
Thorny smooch singer
Not west laterally
Golden touch, Picked by the ear, Post-shower hair care tool
I was able to determine there were also two instances of
"the"
mixed in there as well.
Can you guys figure out what my friend was trying to tell me?