Here are 7 facts about Bob:
- He has a shot of alcohol every morning.
- He hasn't showered in weeks.
- He has a full head of hair, but doesn't use a comb.
- He regularly wraps a noose around his neck.
- He has a drug once or twice a day, but not for medicinal purposes.
- He has poor vision, but doesn't wear glasses.
- His favourite beverage contains 7 teaspoons of sugar.
Can you reinterpret each fact to make Bob sound like a pretty normal guy?
Note that there are multiple possibilities, but one of each will do.