A new virus has beset the world, and is threatening to become the most infectuous disease the world has ever seen.
This makes it extremely difficult to diagnose.
It does not cause hair loss, tooth decay, or headache.
It is not extremely dangerous for pregnant mothers or in vitro embryos.
It is not exacerbated by excessive use of alcohol, opiates or other drugs.
People who operate heavy machinery are asked to continue doing their jobs!
It does not cause excessive phlegm, involuntary bowel movements or fly-away hair.
There has been one remedy proposed by an eager Puzzling Stack Exchange student (whom nobody trusts) which offers a beacon of light in this dark, tumultuous time in medical history.
Can you guess what they suggested as a cure?
The respondent is from Australia
As everyone knows, "Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them."
Let's not be negative, gamers! This is fodder from a classic movie, not a witch hunt!