What am I?
If you are me, you'll wait around more than the average bloke.
If you are me too much, too oft, it gets beyond a joke,
For few are me when they should be, when they'd like to be first,
And when they are my opposite, they all think themselves cursed.
All the fruit I ever eat is sadly green and firm.
I burn my tongue at every meal, but at least I have the worm.