You arrive home after an exhausting day. Tossing your bag in a corner of the room, you greet your roommate, who is lounging on the sofa playing a video game.
"Any messages?" you ask.
"Just one," he replies. "I answered the phone and the person on the end just started spouting gobbledegook. I wasn't sure if it was important, so I tried writing it down as best I could, but it made no sense at all." He gestures toward a notepad next to the telephone.
You pick up the paper and read the message he's written:
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You stare at the paper in perplexity for a few minutes, and then suddenly it begins to make sense. A big grin begins to form on your face. You quickly jot some numbers on the pad, and pick up the phone.
What did the note say?
Who are you phoning?