It doesn't matter what you had for lunch.
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Don't be vain and don't be whiny.
I'm too much man for you to take.
You're the biggest joke on the Internet.
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
You will never find true happiness
Do I even need a I reason?
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day.
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right.
It's hard to keep the fans at bay.
Who am I?