It doesn't matter what you had for lunch.
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Don't be vain and don't be whiny.
I'm too much man for you to take.

You're the biggest joke on the Internet.
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
You will never find true happiness
Do I even need a I reason?

I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day.
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right.
It's hard to keep the fans at bay.

Who am I?

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    $\begingroup$ Why am I reading this like a rap song ? $\endgroup$ – Fabich May 11 '16 at 15:05
  • $\begingroup$ @Lordofdark cc by-sa 3.0 GO GO GO! $\endgroup$ – Insane May 11 '16 at 20:21

You are

Weird Al.

Every line is from one of his songs, in order:

Rye or the Kaiser
Eat it
Amish paradise

All about the Pentiums
Your horoscope for today
I'll sue ya

Hardware store
Jurassic park
Genius in France

  • $\begingroup$ Man, I had a hunch from the second line but couldn't figure out the rest, nice job! $\endgroup$ – Gordon Allocman May 11 '16 at 15:36
  • $\begingroup$ My hunch came from the fifth. $\endgroup$ – Duncan X Simpson May 11 '16 at 20:43
  • $\begingroup$ I got the reference from line 1, and I knew all the songs, but I was hoping there was some deeper message hidden in there than just "who wrote all these lines?" Guess I was overthinking it. $\endgroup$ – Darrel Hoffman May 11 '16 at 21:28

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